N: I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven Wright
- I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they took out the mother in law they wouldn't have to go so fast.
- I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they called it the Mega Mindy 500 they wouldn't have to go so fast.
- I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they put whales in the cars they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Ibung in een dronken bui.
O: If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as …
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
- If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as afwasmarathon, 800 meter dweilen,
- If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as powershopping
Robbie en hillo plannen alvast een dagje weg na de expeditie
- If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as whatever Niek is doing.
P: If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
- If winning isn't everything, why do they use the word Loser for women like vieffan and Swifty
- If winning isn't everything, why do they not give a prize to the big fat loser that was last?
- If winning isn't everything, why do they slap eachother in the face?
Molcrazy is het gedoe van nieky en hillo zat
- If winning isn't everything, why do organise Survivor The Wise Man?
Q: I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
Bob Hope
- I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the table of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp
- I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the Nightwatch.
- I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the Strand sculpture
Ycaris is in een creatieve bui, na haar Kelepa-avonturen.
- I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the Sint Antoniebreestraat
- I was called "Rembrandt" Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on fixing my opponents a last supper.
R: Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
Alec Douglas Home
- Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be a gallows
- Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be balls.
- Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be players
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S: Cricket is baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
- Cricket is baseball on the gameboard of Jumanji maybe, but in real life it is just boooring
- Cricket is baseball on a huge field with crazy people that like to spend many time on a field
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